Shadow's Sleepover

4:47 P.M.</u>

Rouge: (*sitting on a lawn chair in her backyard by her pool*) Ahh… what a nice evening to relax…

Shadow: ROUGE!!

Rouge: Well, so much for that.

Shadow: (*comes running out back door and stands in front of Rouge*) W-why is th-that p-p-pink th-thing a-at ou-our front d-door?!

Rouge: Huh?

Shadow: You know, that girl that’s obsessed with the faker. Amy Tulip? Amy Carnation?

Rouge: Amy Rose! ^-^

Shadow: Yeah, that’s it. Oh, and that purple cat is there with her. Not the fat one, the skinny one. Fire? Flame?

Rouge: (*gasp*) And Blaze too! They must be here for the sleep-over! ^-^

Shadow: Sleep… over? What’s that?

Rouge: TT Do not annoy me with stupid questions, Shadow. Here, I’ll tell ya if you go and get them for me.

Shadow: ^-^ Okay! (*runs and gets Amy and Blaze*) (*comes back with Amy and Blaze*)

Rouge: 0.o TT What took ya?

Shadow: So! What’s a sleep-over?!

Amy: 0.o What?! Have you lived in a cave all your life?!

Shadow: If by ‘cave’, you mean moist and cold, then yes. My room needs its own cleaning service.

Blaze: TT That was a rhetorical question, and ew. But anyway, a sleep-over is where one or many of your friends stay the night with you.

Shadow: Oh… Wait, oh no! That means you guys are gonna stay up all night giggling and having fun while Omega and I have to clean the dishes?!

Rouge: Uh, yeah. Or you guys can invite some people over, but you guys don’t have any friends, so that won’t happen.

Shadow: Uh… be right back… (*runs off*) (*runs back*) (*holding Sonic and Silver in his hands*) Rouge, can they spend the night? PLEASE! Please, please, please, please?!

Sonic & Silver: Huh?!

Rouge: I… guess… so… but-

Shadow: Great, thanks, bye! (*runs off again*)

Blaze: (*blinks hard*) What just happened?

Amy: (*sighhh*) Sonic’s gonna stay the night with us! ^-^

Rouge: TT Shadow owes me big time.

In a hallway… (5:02 P.M.)</u>

Shadow: (*still holding Silver and Sonic*) Okay, the reason I brought you guys over is because I want to have a sleepover! ^-^

Silver & Sonic: 0.o

Sonic: Shadow, you do know that sleepovers are for girls, right?

Shadow: Yeah, but I’m jealous of Rouge! She gets everything… So, you guys in? Or are you in?

Silver: Given the choices, I’d say we’re in.

Shadow: AWESOME! But first, we need to plan our approach of TORCHERING them! Mwuahahahahahahahaha!

Sonic & Silver: 0.o

In Broom Closet (5:07 P.M.)</u>

Sonic: Tell me again why we’re in a broom closet?

Shadow: Sonic, I’ve told you a million times that this is going to be our hideout!

Sonic: Well, what if I’m claustrophobic?

Shadow: What does that mean?

Silver: It means he’s afraid of Santa Claus, stupid!

Shadow: Oh… HO, HO, HO!!

Silver: Stop it, Shadow! You’re scaring him!

Sonic: TT Okay, you guys are lucky that I’m not claustrophobic, but anyway. Now that we’re in the closet, what are we gonna do first?

Silver: Well, Blaze brought her video camera. You guys wanna tape something on it?

Shadow & Sonic: Okay! ^-^

In the Living Room (5:21 P.M.)</u>

Silver: Now… how do you work this thing? (*holding Blaze’s camera and accidentally presses a button*)

Video Camera: (*Silver singing in the shower… badly*) I’m walkin’ on sunshine! Whooaaaa! I’m walkin’ on sunshine! Whooaaaa!

Silver: ^-^() Heh, heh, how did that get in there?

Shadow: 0.o You sing in the shower?!

Sonic: He was singing? Oh… I thought he was shaving a possum.

Silver: T.T Well then, let’s see you guys try to sing! I bet I’m better than all of you put together!

Sonic: Okay, you’re on! But, how are we gonna sing?

Shadow: Rouge has a karaoke machine in the basement. We could use that!

Sonic: TO THE BASEMENT!

Silver: To the… (*gulp*) dusty… dark… cold… dark… basement? Did I mention I’m scared of the dark? ^-^()

Shadow: You’re what?

Silver: I’m… scared of the dark… Ever since I was two I’ve had this thing against dark places.

Flashback</u>

Silver: (*two years old*) No, Bwaze. I don’t want to go into da cwoset.

Blaze: (*two and a half years old*) Yes, you haf to! Therwes candy in therw!

Silver: CANDY! ^-^ (*runs into closet*) Hay! I don’t see no candy herw!

Blaze: Nope! ^-^ (*shuts closet door on Silver*)

Silver: (*starts to cry*)

End of Flashback</u>

Silver: Even when I first saw Shadow I winced a little. No offense.

Shadow: None taken.

Sonic: Okay then, forget that.

Shadow: Oh! I know! We can go sneak in on the girls!

Silver: Yeah! Maybe they’re playing truth or dare!

Shadow: Yeah!… What’s that?

Silver: (*sigh*) Let’s just go already.

Outside Rouge’s Room Door (5:36 P.M.)</u>

Shadow: Guys… I’m not so sure if we should spy on them… I mean… just look what happened to Bob! He snuck in on Rouge and now look at him!

Silver: Who’s Bob?

Shadow: Exactly.

Silver: O.O

Sonic: TT Guys, Rouge cannot and WILL NOT kill us. We’re too adorable to kill.

Shadow: Yeah, but I’m the cutest hedgehog.

Silver: You may be cute, but I’m hot.

Shadow: Oh, really?!

Silver: Yeah, REALLY!

Shadow: Oh, REALLY?!

Silver: YEAH! REALLY!

Shadow: OH-

Sonic: Shut up! Besides, you guys are just about as hot as an ice cube!

Shadow & Silver: T.T 0.o

Silver: Well at least I’m melting…

Sonic: T.T SHUP THE HECK UP!! DO YOU WANT THEM TO HEAR US?!

Shadow: Too late, smart one.

Rouge: (*opens door to her room*) Can I help you?

Sonic: ^-^() Uh, yeah! We were just gonna ask if, um…

Silver: If you’d make cookies for us!

Sonic: Cookies?

Silver: I can’t help it! I’m hungry!

Sonic: TT ^-^ Uh, yeah! Cookies! Shadow says he can’t use the oven without supervision, so we thought we’d ask you! ^-^()

Shadow: I can too use the oven! …No I can’t…

Blaze: We have cookies! ^-^

Silver: O.O (*drooling*) (*runs into room and sits by Blaze on the floor*) Cookies?! Where?!

Blaze: Right here. (*pulls out a plate of steaming hot cookies*) They just came out of the oven! ^-^

Silver: ^-^ Cookies! (*takes a lunge for the plate of goodies which is suddenly yanked away from him*)

Blaze: TT Only if you play truth or dare with us.

Silver: (*sigh*) Once again I am conned by Blaze for sugary delights. Okay, I’ll play.

Shadow: (*runs in and sits by Silver*) Yippee! My first game of truth or dare! ^-^

Rouge: Every day he acts more and more like a five-year-old. Alright, all of you can play.

Amy: ^-^ Come here, Sonic darling!

Sonic: O.O T.T Whose bright idea was this again? (*goes and sits on other side of Blaze*)

Amy: (*scoots over to Sonic and nuzzles him*)

Sonic: T.T ‘Cuz it certainly wasn’t mine… (*pushes Amy away*)

Rouge: (*sits down on the floor as well*) Okay, since I’m the oldest, I’ll start.

Shadow: Actually, I’m the oldest since-

Rouge: I said, I’LL GO FIRST!

Shadow: Okay, you can go first!

Rouge: Okay, um… Amy! Truth or Dare?

Amy: Dare! ^-^

Rouge: I dare you to… to… to… Oh! I dare you to kiss Sonic!

Amy: ^-^ Yay!

Sonic: O.O

Amy: (*kisses Sonic*)

Silver: (*snickering*)

Sonic: >o< IT BURNS!!

Silver: (*laughing*)

Amy: Okay, my turn!

Sonic: >o< IT STILL BURNS!!

Amy: Okay, Sonic.

Sonic: O.O NOT AGAIN!

Amy: Truth or dare!

Sonic: Truth!

Amy: Aw… Okay, um… What are Tails and Knuckles doing right now?

Sonic: Um… I think they’re working.

Blaze: What? They don’t have jobs! …Do they?

Sonic: No, Tails is working on his machines and Knuckles is working out.

Meanwhile, at Sonic’s House</u>

Tails & Knuckles: (*playing chess*)

Knuckles: Uh… King me! ^-^

Tails: 0.o What game are you playing?! Last time you said Go Fish!

At Shadow’s House</u>

Sonic: Okay, now that that’s over, Shadow!

Shadow: O.O Rouge, I’m scared…

Sonic: Okay Shadow, truth or dare?

Shadow: Um… Dare?

Sonic: ^-^ I dare you to flap your arms like a chicken! And cluck like one, too! For… uh… a minute! ^-^

Shadow: T.T No.

Sonic: Shadow, you have to. You picked dare!

Shadow: (*sigh*) Okay. (*stands up, flaps his arms like a chicken, and clucks for one minute*)

Sonic & Silver: (*laughing hard*)

Rouge: Okay, that was lame.

Shadow: BLAZE!

Blaze: Shoot…

Shadow: Truth or dare?

Blaze: Uh, dare.

Shadow: I dare you to give Silver and me a cookie.

Silver: ^-^

Blaze: Grr…

Sonic: What about me?!

Shadow: What about you?

Sonic: TT

Blaze: (*gives Silver and Shadow a cookie*) Okay, Silver! Truth or dare?

Silver: Dare!

Blaze: TT Give me the cookie back.

Silver: Aw… (*gives Blaze the cookie*)

Shadow: (*crams cookie into his mouth in fear of it being taken*)

Silver: I should have eaten it when I had the chance… Truth or dare, Rouge?

Rouge: Uh… truth.

Silver: Um… Do you like Knuckles?

Rouge: Uh… Uh… Uh… no! NO WAY! He’s so weird and dumb! Why in the world would I like him?! Heh, heh heh… heh?

Silver: 0.o Okay… I’ll take that as a maybe…

Rouge: Okay, Sonic. Truth or dare?

Sonic: Uh… last time I did truth, so I’ll pick dare.

Rouge: Okay, I dare you to swim one lap in the pool.

Sonic: O.O P-pool? With wa-wa-wa-wa-

Silver: Watches? Watermelons?

Blaze: Waffles? Wan-tons?

Shadow: Water?

Sonic: Yeah! That word!

Rouge: No, it’s the other pool in our backyard. You know, the one filled with Jell-O?

Sonic: Oh, ‘cuz I thought you meant-

Rouge: YES, THE ONE WITH WATER! T.T

Rouge’s Pool (7:06 P.M.)</u>

Sonic: (*standing on diving board with polka-dotted duck floaty*) (*gulp*) Rouge, do I have to?

Rouge: Yes, you have to. Now quit your balling and jump already!

Sonic: (*looks down at water*) Amy, if I drown, stay away from my funeral.

Amy: Oh, don’t worry Sonic! I know CPR! ^-^

Sonic: Perfect. Either way it’s torment.

Shadow: Sonic, you big wimp! JUMP! I wanna see Amy torture you!

Silver: Yeah, and after this, we can have chili dogs and ice cream!

Sonic: Chili dogs? ^-^ DON’T WORRY BABIES! I’M COMMIN’ FOR YA! (*jumps off diving board and swims to the other side in 5 seconds flat*)

Everyone other than Sonic: O.O

Rouge: I thought you couldn’t swim!

Sonic: I can’t. That was just me reacting to the thought of chili dogs.

Everyone other than Sonic: Oh. TT Figures.

Sonic: Speaking of which… (*dashes off into the kitchen*)

Kitchen (7:13 P.M.)</u>

Sonic: Okay, you said there were chili dogs… and there isn’t!

Silver: ^-^() Well, I’m hungry, remember? I couldn’t stop thinking of food because SOMEONE (*cough*) Blaze… (*cough, cough*) wouldn’t let me have a cookie.

Blaze: T.T

Rouge: Okay, since everyone is hungry, I’ll order a pizza! What kind do you guys want?

Blaze and Amy: Hawaiian pizza! ^-^

Rouge: Okay, that’s what I wanted, so one Hawaiian pizza! What do you want?

Shadow, Sonic, and Silver: ANCHOVIES! ^-^

Rouge: TT No.

Shadow: What? Why not??

Rouge: Because they’re salty little devils that make your breath smell awful. The last thing we need is for you to breathe on me. No. TT

Shadow: Fine… Okay, what about pickles?

Sonic & Silver: Yeah!

Rouge: Okay, one Hawaiian and pepperoni pizza.

Shadow, Sonic, and Silver: Aw…

After Rouge Orders the Pizza (7:36 P.M.)</u>

Shadow: Okay, what next?

Silver: Well, Blaze said that they’re gonna go do their hair. Maybe we can-

Sonic: NO WAY!

Shadow: You got any better ideas, faker?

Sonic: No…

Shadow: That’s what I thought. Besides, Silver over here needs a new hair-do.

Silver: T.T I like my hair.

Sonic: ^-^ I get to comb it!

Shadow: 0.o

Sonic: B-but I won’t enjoy it!

Shadow: Okay, Silver. Hop up here. (*pulls out chair from seemingly nowhere*)

Silver: (*does as he is told*)

Sonic: (*pulls out scissors, brushes, and hair gel from seemingly nowhere also*) Now close your eyes.

Silver: Okay…

Sonic: Okay, Doctor Shadow. Time to operate!

Shadow: Yes, Doctor Sonic, indeed it is…

Silver: (*gulp*)