After the Operation (8:11 P.M.)
Shadow: Okay, we put blood, sweat, and tears into it, and I hope you like it.
Silver: I do too.
Sonic: (*holds up mirror for Silver to see himself*)
Meanwhile, a mile and a half away, a flock of birds fly away from a pond as they hear Silver scream.
Sonic: So, I take it that you dont like it?
Silver: Oh, no, I love it! Its so pretty! Thats why I screamed! ^-^
Sonic: Really?
Silver: NO! How am I gonna get girls if my hair looks like someone ran a truck over it?!
Shadow: Oh, come on. Its not that bad! A-and cheer up! Itll grow back
eventually.
Silver: Eventually? EVENTUALLY?! It took me fourteen years to get this hair the right density and length! Now its ruined! SHADOW! IM GONNA KILL YOU!!
Shadow: Eep
(*runs away to kitchen where the girls are already eating their pizza*)
Silver: GET BACK HERE!! (*chases Shadow around kitchen table*)
Blaze: TT I have cookies.
Silver: O.O Cookies! ^-^ (*sits on the floor next to Blaze who is sitting on a chair*) Woof! Woof! ^-^
Shadow, Sonic, Rouge, and Amy: 0.o
Blaze: Okay, sit.
Silver: (*sits*)
Blaze: Good boy! Now play dead!
Silver: (*stands up*) (*grabs chest*) Why cruel world, why? WHY MUST THE GOOD DIE YOUNG?! Oh, yeah, and Shadow? I used youre your red highlighting gel for Halloween last year.
Shadow: You did what?! I, uh
I mean
what red highlighting gel? ^^()
Silver: Ugh! (*collapses onto floor*)
Shadow, Sonic, Rouge, and Amy: 0.o ^-^ (*clapping*)
Blaze: Took me a month and a couple of pounds of cookies, but I finally taught it to him. (*gives Silver a cookie*)
Silver: COOOKKIIIEEE! ^-^ (*inhales and chokes on cookie, then he is forced to spit it out*) Rouge, you better have clean floors!
Cookie: (*lands on floor*)
Rouge: Dont count on it.
Silver: TT
Shadow: Whew! Thanks for saving me, Blaze! ^-^ (*hugs Blaze*)
Blaze: (*pushes Shadow away*) Dont touch me
TT But, why does his hair look like a truck ran over it?
Shadow: We got bored again and decided to give him a new look. Only, his look turned out to be worse than the first one.
Silver: WHADDAYA MEAN WORSE?!
Amy: Oh, I can fix that! I took a seminar about hair styling! (*does Silvers hair until its back to normal*)
Silver: ^-^ Yay! Im pretty again!
Blaze: (*holds out pizza box*) Here, you guys want some-
Boys: PIZZA!! (*dive into pizza box*)
27 Seconds Later (8:16 P.M.)
Silver: ICE CREAM! ^-^
Sonic: ^-^ Ill take the biggest bowl ya got!
Rouge: NO! No ice cream for you. You know what sugar does to you.
Sonic: What? B-but I never get to have ice cream!
Rouge: Exactly. Nobody wants the worlds fastest hedgehog bouncing around their walls on a sugar rush. T.T
Sonic: Well, youve got a point there
BUT ITS ICE CRE-E-E-EAM!! (*sob, sob*)
Rouge: Too bad. Here, you can have a carrot. (*hands Sonic a carrot*)
Sonic: TT (*takes a bite of the carrot*) Im gonna carrot you
Shadow & Silver: (*stuffing their faces with ice cream*)
Sonic: TT Dont rub salt in the wound, guys.
Silver: (*looks up from ice cream*) Did you say something?
Sonic: T.T (*takes ice cream bowls away from Silver and Shadow, then puts the ice cream in the sink*) Whoops! Did I do that? Here! (*hands Silver and Shadow his carrot*) Have a carrot! ^-^
Shadow & Silver: >.< MY ICE CREAM!!
Blaze: Okay its half past 8, what else do you guys wanna do?
Shadow: Well, I want-
Amy: Who cares what you want!
Shadow: O.O
Amy: I say we play murder in the dark!
Rouge: Yay! ^-^ I love this game!
Silver: O.O (D-d-d-dark?!) Whats murder in the d-d-dark? It sounds
scary
Amy: Oh, its nothing to be scared of. Its just a pointless game about a detective and suspects. Oh, and theres a murderer, too.
Shadow: O.O ^-^ Ill be murderer if Sonics the victim!
Sonic: TT
Amy: No, Silly! We draw pieces of paper to see who is who! (*pulls out slips of paper from seemingly nowhere*) Okay, draw, but dont tell anyone who you got!
Everyone: (*draws pieces of paper*)
Amy: Okay, now who got detective?
Shadow: I did!
Silver: Stupid! She just said not to tell!
Shadow: Oh
I wanna redraw! That was a trick question!!
Amy: (*sigh*) No, its okay Shadow. (*hands Shadow a flashlight*) Okay, now stay in here while we go into the living room. When you hear a scream, go in there and start asking people questions. The object of the game is to try and figure out who the murderer is, got it?
Shadow: Got it!
Everyone other than Shadow: (*goes into living room*)
Rouge: Okay, murderer. Who are you?
Silver: (*raises hand sheepishly*) Me
Rouge: Okay, you touch somebody, and they die.
Silver: ^-^ (*starts to poke Blaze*) Huh? (*pokes Blaze faster*) Its not working, Rouge. TT
Blaze: T.T (*kicks Silver in the shin*)
Silver: Ow!
Blaze: ^-^ Well I know that works!
Amy: No, when we turn the lights off, you pick a victim and touch them. The victim screams and dies, then the detective, or Shadow, runs in the room to solve the crime. Everybody else, youre piece of paper says suspect, right?
Everyone except Silver: (*nods*)
Amy: Okay, you guys just pick a spot on the floor and pretend to sleep. Okay?
Sonic: Yup!
Everyone except Silver and Shadow: (*lays on floor*)
Silver: Uh
A-Amy? D-do we have to t-turn the lights o-off?
Amy: Yeah, why else do you think its called murder in the dark?
Silver: Uh, because you play it at night?
Amy: TT (*shuts lights off*) LAY DOWN ON THE FLOOR AND KILL SOMEONE ALREADY!!
Silver: O.O (*sits down and touches Rouge*)
Rouge: ^-^ (*screams*)
Shadow: (*runs in with flashlight on*) WHO WHAT WHEN WHERE AND WHY?!?! (*sees Rouge dead on floor*) Rouge murdered just now in the living room, and why is the question
Rouge: TT
Silver: (*lays down*)
Shadow: (*shines flashlight on Silver*) DONT MOVE, SCUM BALL!!
Silver: Shadow, you do know this is just a game, right?
Shadow: Yes, but I wanna do it the right way. Now, (*shines flashlight in Silvers face*) did you kill Rouge?!
Silver: Nope, I think you should check out that blue hedgehog guy over there, though. Therere weird sounds comin from him.
Shadow: 0.o (*shines flashlight over to Sonic*)
Sonic: (*fast asleep*) No, Mommy. I dont want the broccoli
Id much rather have the spinach, please. ^-^ (*starts to suck his thumb*) Mmmm
thats the best spinach I ever tasted. Can I have some more?
Shadow: TT Well Im scarred for life. Well, then, if hes asleep, he cant be the murderer, so theres Amy and Blaze left
Phone: Ring
ring, ring
RING! PICK UP THE PHONE ALREADY!!
Rouge: (*gets up and runs towards phone*) Ill get it!
Shadow: TT ROUGE! GET YOUR WHITE TAIL IN HERE! Man, Ive always wanted to say that
But anyway, YOURE SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD, GOSH DARNIT!
Rouge: Oh, quit yelling. Ill be just a sec. Besides, whaddya need me for?
Shadow: Hm
good point. Okay, time out. Im bored. TT
Rouge: (*picks up phone*) Hello?
Meanwhile, at the Chaotixs House
Vector: Hello, is your refrigerator running?
At Shadows House
Rouge: Yeah
it is. Why?
At the Chaotixs House
Charmy: WELL YOU BETTER GO CATCH IT!! (*starts laughing along with Vector*)
At Shadows House
Rouge: TT (*hangs up*) Weirdos
At the Chaotixs House
Espio: TT That is the lamest prank call Ive heard all night.
Charmy: Wow, Vector! That was the coolest prank call Ive heard all night! ^-^
Vector: Thanks, Kiddo! ^-^ Okay, next we can prank call Metal Sonic! Wait
he does have a phone, right?
Charmy: Well, DUH! He IS a phone!
Espio: TT Excuse me while I go read to boost my IQ. I feel stupid when Im near you two. (*walks away*)
At Shadows House (9:01 P.M.)
Shadow: Who was it?
Rouge: It was the tax guy. (*sarcastic*)
Shadow: Oh
that explains why you hung up on them
Rouge: TT It was Vector and Charmy. They decided to do prank calls again.
Shadow: Hm
well we better wake Sonic up before he starts dreaming that hes eating chili dogs.
Rouge: Why? Whats so bad about that?
Shadow: Lets just say youll need a mop and a couple of buckets to clean up the drool.
Rouge: 0.o Oi! SONIC! WAKE UP! (*kicks Sonic*)
Sonic: (*still sleeping and sucking his thumb*)
Rouge: TT Amy, I need you for this.
Amy: ^-^ Yay! (*scoots next to Sonic*)
Sonic: (*rolls over and hugs Amy*)
Amy: ^-^ (*hugs Sonic back*)
Blaze: (*waving hand up and down in direction of Rouge while still looking at Sonic and Amy*) Rouge! Rouge! Go get your camera! This is priceless!
Rouge: TT I lent you my camera a month ago.
Blaze: ^-^() Okay, never mind then!
Silver: Ooh! I got an idea! Hey Sonic, Shadow says youre a faker!
Sonic: (*still sleeping*)
Rouge: (*sigh*) Well, hes down for the count
Okay, you can get up now, Amy. Amy? AMY!!
Amy: (*snoozing next to Sonic*)
Rouge: Aw, great
Just great! Now whatre we supposed to do?!
Blaze: Hm
maybe we could watch a movie?
Shadow: (*Shuffling through movies*) Um
Barbie and Swan Lake, Harry Potter and the yadda, yadda, yadda
Silver: Which one?
Shadow: Like it matters! Fullmetal Alchemist, Pokémon the movie, Never Been Kissed, Final Fantasy: Advent Children, Buns of Rock
Wait, WHAT?! 0.o
Rouge: ^-^() Uh, Omega got it for me for my birthday, dont you remember? It would be rude to just throw it away
Shadow: Whatever
NEXT!! The Notebook, Scooby Doo, the Benchwarmers, Legally Blonde 1 and 2, National Treasure, the Great Mouse Detective, I-
You know you can stop me anytime, right?
Blaze: Yeah.
Shadow: Anyway, I Robot, The Grudge, the Lion King, Spiderman, Bionicle and the Mask of Light, Night at the Museum, Transformers, Digimon, (*Starts singing theme song while still flipping through movies*) Digimon, digital monsters, Digimon are the CHAMPIONS!! (*Stops on Sonic the Hedgehog*) FAKER MOVIE!!
Rouge: Whaa
? (*Looks at movie*) That butthead has a movie but I dont?! IM SO HOTTER THAN HIM!! Life is cruel
TT
Shadow: Lets watch it and make fun of all the cruddy special effects!! ^^
Rouge: (*speaking slowly*) Shadow, its an ANIMATED movie. There ARE no special effects.
Shadow: Whatever! Lets make fun of it anyway!!
Blaze: TT Ha. Now that that laughing stock over with, what else can we do?
Silver: Well, we never finished our Truth or Dare game.
Shadow: Okay, sure.
Everybody: (*sits down in a circle*)
Rouge: Well, without Sonic and Amy, I think Shadow goes first.
Shadow: ^-^ Okay, ROUGE!! Truth or dare??
Rouge: TT Dare.
Shadow: Okay, um
I dare you to lick Silver.
Rouge: T.T Lick
Silver
Shadow: (*nods*)
Rouge: TT That is the stupidest thing Ive heard all night! But okay. (*licks finger, then puts it on Silver*)
Silver: EWW!!! (*wipes spit off and puts it on sleeping Sonic*)
Shadow: HEY! Thats no fair! Its cheating!
Rouge: You told me to lick Silver, so I licked my finger and then transferred the lick to Silver.
Shadow:
Whatever. TT
Rouge: Okay, Blaze. Tr-
Blaze: Dare.
Rouge: Um
OH! I have an idea for a game! But first, Blaze, finish your turn by getting the tape.
Blaze: Whatever. (*gets up and goes to get tape*)
Silver: Rouge
? What are you thinking?
Rouge: Dont worry, its perfectly safe. Except when you rip it off.
Shadow & Silver: (*gulp
*) 0.o














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Kurokage: *On the speakers* Ladies and Gentlemen, this is NOT a public announcement, this is NOT Kurokage speaking, and I'm NOT about to kill the next person who says another one of those stupid "Yo Mama" jokes. That is all.
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Haikus are easy.
But sometimes they don't make sense.
Refrigerator.
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lol srsly
are they gonna shave Sonic with the tape?
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It was so funny when Shadow said, "Faker movie!!!"
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