Shadow's Sleepover: Part 3

Rouge: Aaaaaand… DONE!! (*finally done putting tape on Shadow and Silver’s mouths*)

Silver: Mrmm mermmr MMRRERMMM murmmm... TT

Rouge: ... What'd he say, Blaze?

Blaze: Don't worry, I speak idiot. He said "This is gonna REEEEEEEEEEALLY hurt when it comes off."

(We interrupt this crudely thought up script about Shadow’s Sleepover to bring you a news flash. Blaze the Cat is adding translations. She will be adding a translation from Idiot to English in parenthesis when the need be. Thank you, and have a nice muffin.)

Rouge: Oh, well, yes, it will. ^^

Silver & Shadow: 0.o()

(Once again, we interrupt this script to bring you news that there was a typo in the last interruption. It should actually say, ‘Thank you and have a nice cup of shut the strewth up.’ But, oh well. If you’re hungry rather than thirsty, you can still have the muffin.)

Rouge: Okay Blaze, got the markers?

Blaze: (*holds up marker box with an evil smile*) Yup!! ^^

Shadow: O.O MRMM!! MRRM MUUUUURM MRUUURM MUUUMIN MMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!

Blaze: (*gasp*) SHADOW! Watch your overly taped mouth!

Rouge: What’d he say, Blaze? There weren’t any translations.

Blaze: You don’t wanna know.

Rouge: TT Okay then, Shadow. You get-

Sonic: (*sudden sleeping outburst*) SHADOW I BORROWED YOUR SHOES LAST YEAR TO BLOW DRY MY QUILLS!!!

Shadow: MMRRRRRRRAMMMMMMMMMM???? (That kinda speaks for itself…)

Silver: Mrm mash map? (What was that?)

Blaze: I dunno… I think that Sonic has a sleeping disorder to where he tells the truth in his sleep. ^^ Kinda like you Silver! Oh, and that reminds me, you owe me a buck fifty from that time you cheated in our poker game.

Silver: TT Marm it… (Darn it…)

Rouge: … Anyways, like I was saying, Shadow gets the green and orange markers for his face and Silver gets everything else cuz he’s white and everything else goes with white.

Shadow: (*relieved*)

Silver: (*about ready to pee his pants*)

Sonic: (*another weird truthful sleeping outburst*) GET THE DOOR, IT’S DOMINOS!!!

Door: (*ding dong!!!*)

Blaze, Rouge, Silver & Shadow: 0.o

Blaze: That was…

Rouge: Disturbingly…

Shadow: Mreeempy… (Creepy…)

Silver: MRO MAH MOSH, MERE MALL MREMMA MIE!!!!! (*freaking out*) ME MEALLY MIS MEH IBLIS MRIGGER!!!!! MRE MINGS MOOOOOOOOOM!!!(OH MY GOSH, WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!! HE REALLY IS THE IBLIS TRIGGER!!!!! HE BRINGS DOOOOOOOOOOM!!!)

Blaze: (*looks at Rouge*) Well, what are you waiting for, an invitation? Go see who it is! (*pushes Rouge towards door*)

Rouge: Um… (*just about as freaked out as Silver is right now*)

Silver: (*repeating previous outburst over and over again*)

Rouge: (*opens door slowly*) He… hello?

???: Oh, hey Rouge. I was wondering if-

Silver: MIT MA MECK!!!! Iblis man montrol mire, I memeat, IBLIS MAN MONTROL MIRE!!!! ME MAN MURN MA WHOLE MOUSE MOWN! Man matemer mou mo, MON’T MAKE MIM MAD!!!!! Me mets manmry mhen me’s mad!! (HIT THE DECK!!!! Iblis can control fire, I repeat, IBLIS CAN CONTROL FIRE!!!! HE CAN BURN THE WHOLE HOUSE DOWN! And whatever you do, DON’T MAKE HIM MAD!!!!! He gets angry when he’s mad!!

???: Dude, chillax. I’m not Iblis, I’m Espio. I think…

Silver: Mrup… Monic… meh Iblis Mrigger… (But… Sonic… the Iblis Trigger…)

Amy: (*gets up from next to Sonic and walks over to Silver, Piko Piko Hammer drawn*)

Silver: 0.o Ma… Mamy? Mhat are mou mo- OWWWWWWW!!!! (A… Amy? What are you do- OWWWWWWW!!!!) (*gets whacked REAL hard with Amy’s Hammer*)

Amy: SHUT UP, BONEHEAD!! Can’t you see some people are TRYING to sleep?! GGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRR!!!!! (*angrily stomps her way over to Sonic, grabs Sonic’s hand, and throws hit over her shoulder like a bed sheet*)

Blaze: Oooooooooookay then, that was unexpected. So, Espio, what brings you here at… (*looks at watch*) 10:21 P.M.?

Espio: Ugh… Vector and Charmy are doing prank calls...

Rouge: (*under her breath*) I knew it…

Espio: And they won’t leave me alone. Can I spend the night here to avoid getting a restraining order against them?

Shadow: (*rips tape off mouth*) Alright, you can stay; my home’s your home.

Rouge: (*under her breathe*) It’s my home, idiot…

Espio: 0.o … … Didn’t that hurt?

Shadow: No, wh- OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!! That hurt… SO BAD.

Silver: (*laughing uncontrollably*)

Shadow: Oh, so you think that’s funny, eh, wise guy? (*stomps over to Silver and rips his tape off his mouth*)

Silver: OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!! (*starts tearing up*) Mommy…

Espio: Erm…?

Rouge: Uh… don’t mind them. They had sugar a while ago and they’re on a caffeine high.

Blaze: So, Espio, welcome to Camp Idiot. Where every Kodak moment is also a stupid Kodak moment. Like over there. (*points to Sonic and Amy sleeping together*)

Espio: (*raises finger like he’s about to say something, but then puts it back down*) You know what? I’m not even going to ask.

Silver: A very wise choice, young Padawan.

Espio: What?

Shadow: (*a little louder than Silver*) He said, ‘A VERY’-

Sonic: THE SKY IS FALLING!!!!!!!!!

Silver: 0.o (*gulp*) Oh geez…

Rouge: (*gulp*)

Blaze: O.O Are we going to die, Shadow?

Shadow: I think so, Blaze.

Espio: Huh? What’s the deal with Sonic? And how come everyone looks like they just saw a ghost?

Rouge: Espio… Sonic is our personal bringer of doom. He speaks the truth when he sleeps. Like, right before you rang our doorbell, Sonic screamed to get the door. So, now the sky’s gonna fall, and we’re-

Espio: (*chuckling*) Wait, wait, wait… You’re trying to tell me that Sonic, the STUPIDEST hedgehog on the planet, can predict the future when his brain can’t even process a simple equation such as 56+ (-23)?

Sonic: A THOUSAND SEVENTY-SEVEN!!!!

Espio: See?

Suddenly, the gang hears a hard pounding against Rouge’s home.

Silver: WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!!!!!!! (*freaking out even more*)

Shadow & Rouge: (*hug each other*)

Silver & Blaze: (*also hug each other*)

Silver: Blaze, if there’s anything you need to tell me, now’s the time!!

Blaze: Oh, Silver! I took your hair gel when we were five to glue my macaroni to a sheet of paper! I put a kick me sign on your back when we were seven! I EVEN TOLD SONIC ABOUT YOUR SECRET STASH OF MY LITTLE PONIES!!!!

Silver: TT Some friend you are…

Suddenly, the hard pounding gets faster.

Shadow: Oh, Rouge! I was the one who put the gum in your hair, not Knuckles! I set the kitchen on fire when you were out shopping one time! I called your parents and told them that we were getting married! I used all your leotards to make a black cape for when I was Shadow Man! I replaced your shampoo and conditioner with blue and yellow hair dye so you’d have green hair! I told Amy that Sonic was going to go on a date with you! I even-

Rouge: Okay, that’s enough. I’m already steamed as it is!! But Shadow, there’s always been something I’ve wanted to tell you… I… I… I… I ALWAYS THOUGHT THAT YOU AND SONIC LOOKED NOTHING ALIKE!!!!

The steady stream of thumps starts to get harder and harder now.

Silver: Well… this is it…! I’m gonna miss you guys…

Everybody else: (*nods, and closes their eyes, waiting for imminent death*)

Espio: Man, you all are idiots. TT (*is looking behind curtains*) Your house is getting pummeled by eggs, not the sky, you dopes!

Rouge: You mean… WE’RE GETTING EGGED???!!!

Espio: Yup. TT

Rouge: Well, who by?!

Espio: (*looks back behind the curtain*) I think Vector and Charmy… Wow… I didn’t know Charmy could stay up till 10:30.

Rouge: TT WELL SCARE THEM OFF!!!

Espio: 0.o Okay, okay!! (*runs to front door while the rest of the gang wait for the pummeling to stop*)

Shadow: (*looks at Silver*) My Little Ponies, huh?

Silver: Shut up! TT

The hard thumps on the walls are suddenly stopped and replaced by girly screams of terror.

Espio: (*comes into room, dusting his hands off*) All in a night’s work.

Rouge: TT Grrrrrrarrr!!!! I can’t take this anymore! All who are in favor of getting the rest of the Chaotix back, say “I”!!

Shadow: I!

Blaze: I!

Silver: I!

Espio: I!

Rouge: It’s settled, then! Silver and Espio, go get all the toilet paper in the bathrooms and bring it in here. Shadow, go get your Jolly Rancher collection and bring it here. Blaze, you follow me to my closet so we can pick out some black stuff. MOVE OUT!!

All: MA’AM, YES MA’AM!! (*head off to their duties*)

After everything is gathered… 10:53 P.M.</u>

Rouge: (*in her jewel-stealing outfit that’s totally black*) Okay Silver, since you stick out like a sore thumb, you get this. (*holds out her extra jewel-stealing outfit that’s totally black*)

Silver: (*reluctantly takes it*) Uh… but it’s for girls!

Shadow: (*whispers to Blaze*) I don’t see a reason why he SHOULDN’T wear it.

Silver: (*slips the leotard on*) TT I look ridiculous. It makes my butt look big, doesn’t it?

Espio, Blaze, Shadow: (*holding in their laughs*)

Rouge: Right then! So here’s the plan… (*motions hands towards whiteboard with a drawing of the neighborhood*) We TP the Chaotix’s house!! (*laser pointer points onto the house clearly marked ‘Dumbbells’*)

Espio: Yeah-heah! This’ll be fun! But Rouge, that’s Amy’s house.

Rouge: (*looks at whiteboard again*) Uh… whoops! (*erases Dumbbells then marks it on another house*) There. So, haul your toilet paper and meet me by the stop sign at twenty-three hundred hours! And Shadow, you bring your candy collection too. (*evil smile*)

At the stop sign by Rouge’s house… 11:00 P.M.</u>

Rouge: Okay, all toilet paper as accounted for?

Silver: Sir, yes, sir! I mean Rouge! I mean Ma’am! I mean Bat lady! I mean-! I’ll shut up now.

Rouge: That is the brightest idea you’ve had all night, Silver. Now, where’s that Jolly Rancher collection?

Shadow: Right here! ^^ (*holds out pillow case filled with Jolly Ranchers*)

Espio: I don’t get what they’re for, though.

Rouge: What you do is you lick ‘em, and then stick ‘em onto a window. Then, when the people try to pry them off, they can crack the windows! (*starts laughing*)

Blaze: Oh, you ARE good. (*high-fives Rouge*)

Silver: (*still getting wedgies from Rouge’s leotard*)

Shadow: (*eating some of the Jolly Ranchers*) Why don’t we fork their yard instead?

Rouge: Because, Shadow, your collection needs to find a home that’s NOT UNDER MY BED or IN YOUR STOMACH. (*grabs bag away from Shadow*) Besides, I don’t wanna run to the store and get the plastic forks.

Shadow: But I got other stuff under MY bed!

Rouge: Oh, you mean that magazine collection with all the cars? I threw those away.

Shadow: Wha-? Now I can’t pretend I have a black convertible Porsche with hotrod flames anymore!!

Blaze: Porsche? You could have gotten a WAY cooler Ferrari, you know.

Shadow: Yeah, but the Porsche has big cup holders.

Blaze: Ooooooh, that makes sense then. What size cup holders did the Ferrari have?

Shadow: It didn’t have any.

Blaze: (*turns around and starts crying*) My world is coming to an END!

Espio, Rouge: 0.o

Silver: Guys, CAR!! (*points to a car coming up the street*)

Blaze: (*turns back around*) IS IT A FERRARI WITH CUP HOLDERS???

Silver: What? No! Just get outta the way, it COULD be the FUZZ!

Rouge: (*running into some nearby bushes*) The fuzz? Dude, we’re not in some 80’s film, you know.

Car: (*passes by*)

Blaze: Did anyone see what kind of car it was?

Shadow: TT Minivan.

Blaze: Aww, man!

Espio: Okay, now our house is that way. We just have to pass Sonic’s house and then a couple more houses before we-

Shadow: Can we get Sonic’s house, too?? PLEAAAAAASE??

Rouge: Okay, we can get Sonic’s house, too. But only because that stupid echidna lives there, too.

Silver & Shadow: Yessssssssssss!

Rouge: Okay, let’s go! (*uses her bat wings to get airborne and head for Sonic’s house*)

Espio: (*turns invisible then starts running for Sonic’s house*)

Shadow: (*turns black and- Oh wait, he already is black…-runs for Sonic’s house*)

Blaze: (*takes off with Shadow*)

Silver: TT Running: a perfect plan for getting WEDGIES!!! Oh wait, I can fly. ^^ (*uses telekinesis to fly towards Sonic’s house*)

At Sonic’s House… 11:03 P.M.  </u>

Espio: Wait, it only took us three minutes to get here?

Rouge: (*scratches head*) Guess so!

Shadow: (*takes out 10 rolls of toilet paper*) Let’s get this show on the road, people!

Blaze: I’ll be lookout! (*runs towards mailbox and starts looking for cars*)

Rouge: (*takes a couple of rolls from Shadow*) Okay Shadow, you and Espio go get the bushes while me and Silver get the trees.

Shadow: How come I don’t get to do the trees?

Rouge: Cuz you can’t fly.

Shadow: I hate logic. TT

Rouge: (*flies up to the tree where Silver is waiting and throws a couple of rolls to Silver*) You ready?

Silver: Heh, heh, time for some payback… (*evil smile*)

Meanwhile, Down Below…

Shadow: Mwuahahahaa~!! (*is putting long strands of toilet paper in the bushes*)

Espio: Shh! Be quiet! Tails and Knuckles are still in there, remember?

Shadow: Oh, right… (*whispers*) Mwuahahahaa~!

Espio: (*rolls his eyes*)

Blaze: (*still looking out for cars*) Why has the Ferrari betrayed me so? Why, cup holders make the world go around! (*sees a car coming by*) Guys! Car!

Car: (*turns at a stop sign before it even reaches Sonic’s house*)

Blaze: Okay, false alarm!

Twenty Minutes Later… 11:24 P.M.</u>

Rouge: Okay guys, I think we’re done! (*is looking at a totally white house*)

Shadow: What? But I haven’t finished putting the Jolly Ranchers on their windows!

Blaze: We’ll do it on the way back, okay?

Shadow: (*pouting*) Okay…

Silver: Ahh!! This thing is driving me crazy!! (*tears off Rouge’s leotard*)

Sonic’s house: (*lights come on in the windows*)

Knuckles’ voice: Tails, wake up! There’s someone outside!!

Silver: O.O EEKK!!! (*puts leotard back on*)

Knuckles’ voice: Oh wait, never mind.

Sonic’s house: (*lights go back off*)

Espio: Hm…? (*tears off Silver’s outfit again*)

Knuckles’ voice: Tails, wake up! There’s someone outside again!!

Espio: (*puts Silver’s outfit back on again*)

Knuckles voice: Sorry, Tails, just the wind…

Espio: Uh-huh… (*tears off Silver’s outfit again*)

Knuckles’ voice: THERE IT IS AGAIN!!

Espio: (*puts Silver’s outfit back on again*)

Knuckles’ voice: Stupid wind…

Espio: Okay then… (*tears off Silver’s outfit again*)

Knuckles’ voice: I GOT IT THIS TIME!!

Tails’ voice: SHUT UP!!! (*gets a frying pan and hits Knuckles*)

Knuckles’ voice: Oooohhh… pretty bat ladies… (*is dazed*)

Rouge: TT Stupid echidna…

Shadow: Wow, Silver’s visible when he’s not even visible!

Espio: Shadow, that made no sense.

Shadow: It didn’t? Aww, man! I’m broke, too…

Rouge: Okay, now on to the Chaotix’s house!! C’mon Blaze!

Conversation between Shadow and Blaze… 11:47 P.M.</u>

Shadow: (*walks up to Blaze*) So, what’dja see?

Blaze: Ugh… not much… I saw 5 minivans, a Beamer convertible, but there was an old guy in there, a Hummer-you know, the big yellow one in this in house with the plastic surgeon dad-a soccer mom van, oh! And a purple mustang.

Shadow: Don’t see a lot of those, huh?

Blaze: Yeah, but the engine sounded kinda diesely.

Shadow: Diesley? Hmph! Diesel MAY cost less th-

Silver: (*from up above cuz he’s flying*) Shadow, stop flirting with Blaze.

Blaze: Don’t make me come up there!!

Silver: Yes, ma’am…

Shadow: Wow, how do you do that?

Blaze: What? Make Silver do whatever I tell him?

Shadow: Yeah, how do you do it?

Blaze: I just buckle down on him, make him think I’m his strict dictator that loves him in the most non-boyfriend/girlfriend way possible.

Shadow: Wooooooooooooooooow… I wish I could-

Blaze: Shadow, you’re the ultimate life form, remember? You CAN.

Shadow: Oh yeah! ^^

Espio: Chaotix ahoy!!

Blaze: I CALL WATCH AGAIN!!!

Rouge: 0.o Okay, you can have watch again.

Blaze: Yessssssssssssss… Maybe this time I’ll see a Mercedes-Benz! ^^ (*happily skips towards a mailbox to hide behind*)

Rouge: TT (*points to Shadow*) Stay away from her. Your stupidity is rubbing off on her and I’m scared.

Shadow: Yeah, whatever.

Rouge: Okay, now here’s the game plan: Do everything like at Sonic’s house. Got it?

Espio: Got it!! ^^

Shadow: Well aren’t you chipper than a chipmunk?

Espio: Sorry, I’m just so excited to get back the idiots! Finally, my IQ won’t suffer! ^^

Blaze: GUYS!! COPS!!!

Everyone: O.O

Blaze: And it’s a Hatchback, too!

Rouge: TT