Silver: I’m sooooooooooooo bored, Blaze. Can’t you do anything about it?

Blaze: No, not……. Wait! I have this! (*holds up remote control that looks radioactive*)

Silver: TV? Already did it.

Blaze: This isn’t any remote; it’s a TV remote tha-

Silver: That can change the channel. Wow, sooo amazing.

Blaze: T.T SHUT UP WHEN I’M TALKING TO YOU!!

Silver: OK, fine. I’ll-

Blaze: What did I just tell you? Don’t make get out the paddle again.

Silver: No, not the paddle! It hurts my butt! >-<

Blaze: Oh yes, I WILL get it out if you don’t SHUT UP!!! Now where was I? Oh yeah…

Silver: You look fat right now, Blaze! ^-^

Blaze: ^-^ I get to use the paddle!!! (*gets paddle out of closet and puts Silver in a fire wall*)

Silver: (*gets hit with paddle*) OW! My bun-buns hurt!

Blaze: (*makes wall disappear*) Ok, this is a remote that can make you go into the TV. Pretty cool, huh?

Silver: ~_~ It… hurts...

Blaze: OK then, let’s go!!! (*uses remote and both loose   their hair*)

Silver: Eeeeep! I’m naked! You are too, Blaze!

Blaze: I’m so violated! Wait, stop looking, you perv! (*end up in product channel*)

Host: OK, our next product is our hair-growing gel.

Silver: Ooooooh… (*takes bottle of gel from Host and drizzles it all over him*)

Host: Hey, you can’t take that, you….. bald hedgehog….. thingy!

Blaze: Let me have some! (*takes bottle and drizzles it over herself, too*) I feel much better.

Silver: (*hair finally grows*) I’m beautiful again! ^-^

Blaze: *-* (*hair grows back, too, while still shocked at Silver*) What?

Silver: I-I mean….. I’m still cool.

Blaze: Sure you are. Let’s get the heck out of here. (*uses remote and goes to Channel 587*)

Silver: (*goes on Spongebob Squarepants*) We’re underwater!! I… can’t… breathe! Good-bye, Blaze. I-

Blaze: T.T You can still breathe, you idiot.

Spongebob Squarepants: Bahahahahaha! You’re bigger idiots than Patrick! Hey! What’s the big idea?

Silver: (*lifts Spongebob by using his telekinesis powers*) You are the biggest idiot in the history of idiots, very close to Blaze.

Blaze: ^-^ I get to use the paddle again!

Silver; Nooooooooo! (*takes remote from Blaze and goes to Channel 253*) New channel! ^-^

Blaze: (*goes on The Emperors New School*) Why did you take the remote? (*takes it back from Silver*)

Kuzco: You’re funny looking! Haaaaaa!

Silver: You’re funny looking, funny looking!

Blaze: Don’t start rhyming….. again…..

Kuzco: Kronk, come over here! Funny looking guys on the loose! Haaaaaa!

Kronk: Well, they’re not that funny looking if you ask me. They actually might be us in the future. That would be very amusing to both of us. C’mon, funny people do some tric-

Silver: Is this the noisy channel or something? My ears are about to explode! Change the channel, please!

Blaze: OK, I want to leave, too. Let’s go! (*changes the channel to Channel 314*)

Silver: (*goes on The Girls Next Door*) Where are we now?

Blaze: (*thinking*) Hmm… OH! I KNOW! This is my favorite show! The Girls Next Door! ^-^

Holly and Bridget: Hey, how’d you get in our mansion?

Silver: *-* Pretty women… Let’s play tag! ^-^

Holly: (*slaps Silver*) EWW! It’s a mutated wall weasel!

Blaze: Thank you! ^.^ (*shakes Holly’s hand*)

Bridget: How come its hair looks like a pot leaf?

Silver: Because I’m smokin’ hot! (*runs hands through hair*)

Holly and Bridget: 0.o

Blaze: T.T C’mon, we’re leaving!

Silver: What? But I’m not done talking to the pretty ladies!

Blaze: You can talk to me. Y.Y

Silver: But you’re not-

Blaze: …T.T

Silver: -going to pull out the paddle? 0.o

Blaze: Oh no, nothing like that…

Silver: Oh, thank God! I thought you’d-

Blaze: I’ll paint you cobalt blue and stick you handcuffed into Amy’s house. Y.Y

Silver: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!! (*takes remote again and goes to Channel 502*)

Blaze: (*goes on History channel*) Where are we now?

Silver: (*looks around and sees craters right under them*) Space, I think. Maybe the moon.

Narrator: So, the moon is full of craters made by asteroids falling to earth at a speed so fast, it…

Silver: Aaaaaaaah! I’m learning! Let’s leave now! (*uses remote and goes to Channel 199*)

Blaze: (*goes on The Price is Right*) Are we in an audience?

Announcer Guy: Now, our two new contestants…… Silver and Blaze! Man, those are WEIRD names.

Silver: Who are you calling weird?

Bob Barker: You! Now, guess this price from this new pool table and win this!

Announcer Guy: Win the pool table and $300!

Silver: (*shocked*) $300! ^-^ I’ll bid $1,000!

Blaze: $850

Contestant 3: $890

Contestant 4: $950

Bob: And the actual price…….. $739! Blaze, you won! C’mon up!

Blaze: Yay!!! ^-^

Silver: (*really mad*) Booooooooo!

Blaze: Don’t be a sore loser, Silver! ^-^

Silver Whispering: Show off…

Blaze: I heard that!

Silver: T.T

Bob: OK, Blaze. Now on to the next game! The Number Game!

Blaze: Ooooooh! I like numbers, watch. (*gets hands on fire and throws fireballs at audience*) One person on fire, two people on fire, three people on fire… Wait, nope, make that 5 people NOT on fire…

Bob: Aaaaaaaaaah! Monster! Security! (*security comes*)

Security: What is it?

Bob: Carry me out to my trailer. (*security lifts Bob and runs with him*) Eeeeeeeeep! Monster!

Silver: She IS a monster ^-^

Blaze: >_< SILVER!!!

Silver: Let’s go home now, what do you say?

Blaze: (*nods yes*)

Silver: OK (*presses home button and gets home*) Home again, right Blaze?

Blaze: (*looking very, very, VERY angry*)

Silver: I’ll get the paddle…